Beware of Angry Teenager Funny Welcome Doormat Size:Large So if the dog doesn't

So if the dog doesn't think they cut the mustard

I will hire sword wielding ninjas next time

It's inevitable

You know your fate

Here's a mat to inform all those who dare to venture to your home that things can get interesting

Beware of Angry Teenager Funny Welcome Doormat Size:Large So if the dog doesn'tOkay, she's 16 going on 17 and already possesses a mouth like a drunken sailor. Let others know, give them fair warning with our custom doormat that your home is resident to a typical meanager that will push your buttons and defy your every expectations as a parent. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly.