Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat spirit you did let them know

you did let them know when they arrived

You don't really like people

The Night's Watch has your back

Sleep well and feel safe

This fantasy doormat features a mermaid for those who feel like they are a mermaid in disguise

Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat spirit you did let them knowThis custom doormat implies you carry a double sided iron fired battle axe or a crossbow made with real stag horns. Toilet paper? You laugh at such niceties. You use tree bark or sun dried porcupine leathers. You are a MANLY MAN (or woman). Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made