Stay Off My Grass or it's you’re a*s Funny Welcome Doormat Size:Small I was expecting to see

I was expecting to see your mug in the obituaries

please do not

You know you're on fire

if no one answers

Maybe your doormat would be accurate in saying the truth is inside your house

Stay Off My Grass or it's you’re a*s Funny Welcome Doormat Size:Small I was expecting to seeThose damn kids! You've got the nicest lawn in your neighborhood. Your blood, sweat and tears are out there, those long hours of weeding and trimming and edging. Give those a warning when they come to visit to use the sidewalks only and mind your lawn. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this